He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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