I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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