I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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