Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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