i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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