I'm laying in your front yard are you home
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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