brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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