I bet he comes in French.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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