No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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