i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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