Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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