went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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