I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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