I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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