god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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