i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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