You're completely useless in the revolution.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
