I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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