Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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