but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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