Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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