For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
No subtext here. People are naked.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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