dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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