just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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