i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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