Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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