But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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