I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
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