my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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