So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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