i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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