I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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