You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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