So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
