Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
