She is in my trunk
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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