No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Hello my rib-scented angel!
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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