Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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