So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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