Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Well I just put wine in my tea
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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