On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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