Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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