i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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