You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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