All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
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