are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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