Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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