Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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