we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
