I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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