Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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