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Little spoons don't ask big questions
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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