i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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