its not stalking. its research.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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